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 Fore Better or Worse ::
 
 
Apr 30, 2006 - 01:49 AM :: Admin :: 920 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UPIn primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.


Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.


Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.


Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.


The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.


There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.


Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.


An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.


Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

 
 
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