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 Everything I Really Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark ::
 
 
May 04, 2006 - 12:40 AM :: Admin :: 972 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP*Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

*Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.

*Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.

*Build on the high ground.

*For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

*Two heads are better than one.

*Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

*If you can't fight or flee.....float.

*Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

*Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

*When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!

*Stay below deck during the storm.

*Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.

*If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

*Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

*No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

*DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!!


 
 
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