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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Shopping :: |
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Jun 01, 2006 - 10:25 AM :: Admin :: 859 Reads ::
 Get it now. Tomorrow it might be gone.
If it's on sale, you need it.
Never ask your mother her opinion.
You can always take it back.
You'll grow into it.
By the time you need it, you'll lose ten pounds.
Never believe anyone who says, "It's really you".
If they're working on commission, they're lying.
Know when to yell, "Charge!"
So many malls, so little time.
If you put it on your credit card, it's not really spending money.
Always try to spend someone else's money first.
There's no such thing as compulsive shopping, just enthusiastic shopping.
Shopping is patriotic. It's good for the economy.
If you've still got checks, there must be money in the account.
You can always get more credit.
If you want it, you deserve it.
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