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	Jun 04, 2006 - 03:49 PM :: Admin :: 1022 Reads :: * Online Housekeepers instructs you to attach vacuum cleaner and mop to your computer's USB port. * Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted. * First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?" * She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky. * "I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows." * When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too."

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