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 You Know You Need a New Housekeeper When... ::
 
 
Jun 04, 2006 - 03:49 PM :: Admin :: 927 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP* Online Housekeepers instructs you to attach vacuum cleaner and mop to your computer's USB port.

* Keeps looking nervously at the TV and asking if you're planning to watch America's Most Wanted.

* First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?"

* She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing and last night's burgers tasted a bit funky.

* "I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows."

* When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that "Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have too."


 
 
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