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 You know you're a Californian if... ::
 
 
Apr 24, 2006 - 11:52 AM :: Admin :: 948 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP* Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

* You incone exceeds $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

* Both you AND your dog have therapists.

* The Terminator is your governor.

* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
 
 
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