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 Before and After Children ::
 
 
Jun 21, 2006 - 11:17 AM :: Admin :: 847 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UPBEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.

AFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down the driveway to get the mail.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the butterball turkey hotline.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for a warm, cozy home to share with my loved ones.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the lock on the bathroom door.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for material objects like custom furniture, a nice car and trendy clothes.

AFTER Children: I am thankful when the baby spits up and misses my good shoes.


BEFORE Children: I was thankful for my wonderful family.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for my wonderful family.


 
 
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