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 You Know You're Getting Even Older When... ::
Jun 27, 2006 - 03:01 PM :: Admin :: 922 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP1) You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2) Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3) At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4) Your back goes out, but you stay home.

5) When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6) It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7) When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8) When happy hour is a nap.

9) When you're on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money does.

10) When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.

11) When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

12) When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

13) Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14) It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15) Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

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