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Jul 07, 2006 - 06:42 AM :: Admin :: 1063 Reads ::
 Customer: "Excuse me, do you know where the thingamabobers are?"
Employee: "Yea, by the whatchamacallits on aisle 6."
Customer: "Do you carry Ink Eradicators? All of the other places do."
Employee: "I think so. I saw 'em by the Ink Accelerators on aisle 4."
Customer: "Wheres the thin plastic strips with sticky stuff on the back that you stick things to other things with?"
Employee: "Hmm... that's a tough one... The closest we have is tape."
Customer: "Excuse me. Do you work here?"
Employee: "Oh... Sorry. I just dress up like this five days a week because I like messing with people's minds..."
Customer: Do you work here?
Employee: Only when the boss is around.
Customer: "Where are the little flat black things you put in computers?"
Employee: "Hmm. I think they are in the computer section next to the disks."
Customer: "Excuse me. Is there a manager in this store?"
Employee: "Nope. Sorry, we only have someone with a "Manager" name tag on to throw people off."
Customer: "Can I open this?"
Employee: "Sure. I'm sure it's different on the inside of the clear wrapping."
Customer: "Do you have a shopping cart?"
Employee: "I think so. Let me look in my pocket. Oh! We moved em' out to the parking lot!"
Customer: "I am looking for something to plug into the back of my computer that lets me use my fax, scanner, printer, copier, and 4-in-1 multi-function machine at the same time."
Employee: "Yea! We have lots of those! Right through that big glass door by the entrance. Don't be confused by that 'Exit' sign."
Customer: "Is this new computer Y2K compliant?"
Employee: "No, sorry. We just received our new 1900 models. We can put your name on the list so we can sell you the new 2K models 100 years from now..."
Customer: "Can you give me a discount on this?"
Employee: "Yea, that's why we have those little stickers with prices on em' on everything."
Customer: "My computer isn't working. Do you know why?"
Employee: "Oh, sorry. I don't have ESP. Let me transfer you to our ESP Technician department."
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