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 July 4th Weekend Funnies ::
 
 
Jul 07, 2006 - 06:43 AM :: Admin :: 949 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UPQ) What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A) The Americans licked the British!

Q) Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
A) To get to the other tide!

Q) What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A) Yankee Poodle!

Q) Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A) Yeah, it cracked me up!

Q) What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A) The Fodder of Our Country!

Q) What did one flag say to the other flag?
A) Nothing. It just waved!

Q) What's red, white, black and blue?
A) Uncle Sam falling down the steps!

Q) Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
A) At the chopping mall!

Q) What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
A) Liber-Tea!

Q) What was General Washington's favourite tree?
A) The infantry!

Q) Which colonists told the most jokes?
A) Punsylvanians!

Q) What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
A) Mt. Vermin!

Q) What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
A) Revo-lotion!

Q)What dance was very popular in 1776?
A) Indepen-dance!

Q) Which one of Washington's officers had the best sense of humour?
A) Laughayette!

Q) "How was the food at the Fourth of July picnic?
A) "The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!"

Q) What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?
A) "Next time I'm going to reserve a seat!"


 
 
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