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 July 4th Funnies ::
Jul 07, 2006 - 06:44 AM :: Admin :: 953 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UPQ) How is a healthy person like the United States?
A) They both have good constitutions!

Q) What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights?
A) The Ducklaration of Independence!

Q) Why did the duck say "Bang!"?
A) Because he was a firequacker!

Q) What was Thomas Jefferson's favourite dessert?
A) Monti jello!

Q) Teacher: "Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
A) Student: "I think it was Thomas Jeffer's son."

Q) What did King George think of the American colonists?
A) He thought they were revolting!

Q) Why were the early American settlers like ants?
A) Because they lived in colonies.

Q) What did George Washington say to his army at Valley Forge?
A) "Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up!"

Q) What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
A) A bald beagle!

Q) What's red, white, blue, and green?
A) A patriotic pickle!

Q) What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
A) "Keep in torch!"

Q) What's big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
A) The Liberty Bellhop!

Q) Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
A) He was a Yankee doodler!

Q) What's red, white, blue and green?
A) A seasick Uncle Sam!

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