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 Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America .. ::
 
 
Apr 25, 2006 - 05:19 PM :: Admin :: 989 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP1) Indecision is the key to flexibility.


2) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.


3) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.


4) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.


5) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.


6) One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.


7) Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.


8) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


9) Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.


10) The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
 
 
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