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	Jul 15, 2006 - 06:58 PM :: Admin :: 1210 Reads :: I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now First," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before responding, "just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6!"

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