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 Playing With Words - Part 2 ::
 
 
Sep 18, 2006 - 05:00 AM :: Admin :: 957 Reads ::

Things that Make you Crack UP1. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

2. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

3. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

4. A calendar's days are numbered.

5. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

6. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

7. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

8. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

9. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

10. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

11. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

12. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

13. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

14. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

15. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

16. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

17. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

 
 
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